As the title says, I’m just straight bored with it. Toxic behaviors like…
- binge drinking
- binge eating
- not exercising to the point of having type 2 diabetes by 30
- being a gym rat
- roid rager gym rats
- Being a Chad
- using drugs
- manipulating women
- viewing women as objects
The list could be much, much longer and more detailed, but that is all I could think of when I was inspired to update my blog for the 0 people that still read blogs.
At this point, I feel safe in saying that with absolutely no experience in making a major motion picture, I could safely do a better job than Warner Brothers and their current “movies” for DC comics. No cohesive plotline in any of the movies, just random DC characters showing up in a collection of segments of film from random projects. Ever what Batman V Superman – 2016? Oh boy, that was uh…confusing? For added confusion, get the extended version that is 3 hours long, the Flash, Cyborg, Aquaman and Wonder Woman all show up in the dreams of Bruce Wayne while he was decrypting files or something. I think. So when Batman and Superman finally get to the big fight there is no reason, no drama, you know the who and why,
I mean really even with 3 hours of stuff on the screen, it makes absolutely no sense. All it did was make me dislike what Warner Brothers is doing to DC Comics.
Wonder Woman. Ok. Great movie. Why does she show up in Batman V Superman? Why not call the movie Superman and Batman are jealous of each other and oh yeah this is also the roll out for the Justice League Movie in a few years bee tee dubs The Movie. There is NO reason for me to watch any of this trash, the stories suck, the guy who plays Superman literally doesn’t want to play the character, Ben Affleck is Batman and is quite terrible at it, they had Joker played by Jared Leto and well, that’s a whole different rant.
Those with the biggest mouth and the sharpest teeth often eat the most shit.
So a few weeks ago I was out on a quick tour of the urban decay that is KCMO when I took the wrong exit and ended up in the shitty hell hole that is Kansas City Kansas. Not wanting to be robbed or murdered, I felt it was of utmost importance to basically GTFO. I was near the interstate exchange I needed to reach in order to reach safety when suddenly a car roars up behind me. Feeling alarm, I decided to drop from fifth gear to third gear and accelerate to a higher speed. Upon reaching a speed that safely outpaced the car, they accelerated yet again, this time nearly hitting me. Then the car flips on some overhead lights indicating that they are in fact an officer of the law. So the cop pulls me over, writes me a ticket.
I went to a lawyer, paid a few hundred in fees and fines and am done.
The moral of the story? Fuck KCK.
Or maybe it’s not so bad after all.
One of the better comedy sites I have run across. Thanks to DJ Suptic for the links.