June 2, 2014: 2:14 pm: Random babble

Those with the biggest mouth and the sharpest teeth often eat the most shit.

January 15, 2012: 1:10 pm: Comedy relief

The reason why you are sick is because of the political affiliation of your parents.

October 23, 2011: 10:04 am: Bitching and Moaning

So a few weeks ago I was out on a quick tour of the urban decay that is KCMO when I took the wrong exit and ended up in the shitty hell hole that is Kansas City Kansas.  Not wanting to be robbed or murdered, I felt it was of utmost importance to basically GTFO.   I was near the interstate exchange I needed to reach in order to reach safety when suddenly a car roars up behind me.  Feeling alarm, I decided to drop from fifth gear to third gear and accelerate to a higher speed.  Upon reaching a speed that safely outpaced the car, they accelerated yet again, this time nearly hitting me.  Then the car flips on some overhead lights indicating that they are in fact an officer of the law.  So the cop pulls me over, writes me a ticket.


I went to a lawyer, paid a few hundred in fees and fines and am done.


The moral of the story?  Fuck KCK.

August 16, 2011: 9:55 am: Post


Holy shit

August 1, 2011: 6:18 am: Random babble

Until I was 29 years old I never actually lived on my own.  I had roommates, or lived with a girlfriend or my wife.  However I was lucky/fucked enough to find a job in Lenexa that paid enough for me to make it on my own without a roommate.  And wow, what a difference it has made in my life.  I have grown as a person the most, with many changes in how I operate in life.  My outlook has changed dramatically.  I am not so sure about humanity, and I think that the decline of civilization is taking place – right now.  Women are just pawns of satan, or children who have adult bodies.  Not that most guys act much different.

July 29, 2011: 11:09 am: Random babble

Or maybe it’s not so bad after all.

July 10, 2011: 4:15 am: Breaking news, Internet stuff

Google+ is pretty sweet!

July 1, 2011: 8:49 am: Comedy relief

One of the better comedy sites I have run across. Thanks to DJ Suptic for the links.

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