Congrats the the Spurs for the good work.

This just proves that the Pistons were flukes.

And of course, I did not actually watch the game, I read about it online.

ESPN needs to be moved to a pay level service and then the
cost of the shitty programming could be passed on only to the people who want
to watch it.  I have ESPN, ESPN 2, ESPN Classic, ESPN HD, and a couple
other crappy sports channels.  I have them all blocked since the channels
are shit.  The programs are boring and frankly, the whole concept of the
network is crap.  But ESPN should not be the only channel to be removed
from the cable line up Other channels they could move would be FOX Sports,
Speed Network, the Outdoor Channel, Style, E!, Fashion Network, Soap Network,
The Golf Channel, WE, Lifetime, Bravo, TMC, AMC, GSN, all the shopping
channels, Discovery Health, Telemundo, Univision, Metro Sports, MTV, BET, VH1,
Sci-Fi Channel, and a few others that I can’t think of right now. 

     Why get rid of all these channels?  Because I
have around 200 channels available on cable.  Of those channels I watch
Discovery, Discovery HD Theater, Science Channel, History Channel,
International History Channel, CNN and Weather.  The rest are all
blocked.  I used to have HBO and Cinemax and Showtime but after a year of
seeing 1 new movie a week and then repeats the rest of the time I dropped
them.  Don’t miss them either. 

     In conclusion, people who watch sports on TV rather than actually play the game
in real life need stop talking about how the players did it wrong or the
officials called the play wrong.  They are the professionals, not the
overweight half drunk red neck screaming at a TV.  That is another thing
that really pisses me off.  Unless you have a direct line to the coach and
players and officials, no amount of screaming will motivate the players to move
faster.  Usually, the players are running as fast as they can before
people start yelling at the TV.

Kyle, this is for you
http://roberthorry.ytmnd.com/
And I don’t lay the blame directly on you for being such a thick skulled moron.

Your parents share equal fault in your creation, even if they were
drunk  and horny and Meatloaf was playing on the radio.


The
job of updating my blog is not that hard when I have people coming in
and giving me content.  Kyle, you prove my point every time you
come here and post comments calling every liberal a pot smoking baby
killer or some other stereotype.  If you have ever bothered to
actually read my postings you will find that I have stated that
abortion should be three things.  I will leave it up to you to
actually find what I said. Until then, you make my point so
resoundingly clear and truthful that it almost hurts.  You come
here and spout off all the things that you heard while you whacked off
to Fox “News”, but all it really does is prove how poor of a grasp you
have on how the real world works.

A year ago today, one of the leading shitfaced cock masters of the
American Neo Nazi Republican Facist party was put in the ground. 

Thats one down.

“Its going to be OK, we managed to fuck over the poor
people that thought he was doing a good job so we could further
gang rape the planet and the citizens the we duped into voting for him
twice.  But rest assured, we have managed to ruin the future of
progress”

  

Wow, a whole year and I still don’t miss Ronnie. 

When
I was in Chicago last summer some cock licking jingo bitch faggot put
up billboards crying about how they missed him and how he was a “brave
leader” or a picture a of a jelly bean with dumb phrases like “you will
be missed” and jerk off shit like that..  Why would anyone miss
that shitty, shitty leader.  Leader is too high of a level for
him.  He was a puppet of the V.R.W.C. that people now willingly
follow.

But not to the recruiting office apparently.

To all the shit eating high school fucks that think they are smart by coming here and posting, thanks for proving my point!

And now for something completely different.

Honda makes a great car.  The cars are generally fuel savers,
quiet and very nice looking.  And they stay that way until they
are purchased by teenagers and people in their early 20’s that think
“The fast and the furious” is real life.  Yeah, a sports car is
cool when it has engine work done and new rims and a good paint
job.  But when its a 1993 honda civic coupe that has been lowered
by cutting the coils, the body kit is held on with zip ties and the
“engine” work consists of stickers, and they have an exhaust that
sounds like a constipated weed-eater, its just fucking stupid and
annoying.  Usually these cars are driven by white teenage males
who think they are black since they listen to rap and their parents
have not kicked them out of the house yet.  Never mind the white
smoke coming out from all the oil the motor burns, they think every
single stop light is a christmas tree @ the strip.

  When I have to
pull up next to one I put my transmission in nuetral and let the V8 do
the talking.  One kid got brave and decided his “tuner” car could
run with the big dogs.  The race was close until about 25 MPH when
my car hit the torque band and then went to 60 before I hit 2nd and he
was still trying to prove a 4 banger is better about half a block
behind me.  Thinking he would have had enough I pulled onto the
interstate and was on my way to class when the clown was behind me
flashing his lights and acting like he was going to rear end me. 
I edged up to about 75 before I nailed it and gave him about 10 car
lengths worth of room to be an ass clown with.  After he caught up
it was back to the headlights and pulling up behind me shit again so I
slipped over a lane and nailed my brakes and got next to him and
flipped him off  making sure he saw it.  That must of pissed
him off becuase then he decided he could out run me now since he had a
rolling start.  Wrong again, kid.  He floored it and the
weedeater engine moved ahead about 200 ft when I dropped from overdrive
to 3rd and then sailed past him and then flew right past a highway
patrol officer with a radar gun.  I thought I was fucked on this
one, but somehow he must have not seen a red two door screaming past
him going into a construction zone.  But he did see a dumbshit in
a honda trying to be cool.

  Being a curious fuck I took the next
exit and turned around.  Honda boy was handing over his DL and
insurance when I drove past.  Since I was on my way to school I
did another loop at the next exit and was sure to honk and wave out of
the sunroof when I went past them.

I wish I could have seen the look on the kids face when I did that. 

Well, tonight I went to see Star Wars Episode III.

I was not let down at all, even though several people said I would have
been.  But I liked the movie very much and I will get it on DVD
when I can.  I went to the 11PM showing and it was storming at the
time so the crowds were pretty light and I got a GREAT seat.

However, someone had to be a complete jerk off and bring not one but

TWO

young children to see the movie.  And rather than
watch the
children they let them run around in the theater during the
movie.  Now I don’t really like children to begin with, but this
just made me hate them even more.  People with kids should be
mindful of people who don’t have them.  I think theaters should
have a policy of no children under the age of 17 after 9 or 10 at
night.  It was not fair to the rest of the crowd in the theater
when those two bags of snot and feces decided to stomp around and scream
during the most important parts of the movie.  And did the parents
do anything at all to stop the kids?  Nope.  Nothing at
all.  They only did something when the kids were yelling for about
5 minutes straight and someone yelled at them.  And they did not
leave the theater, they just picked the kid up and held it until it was
quiet.  And the instant they put it down it started running and
screaming again.  So that lasted for most of the movie.  And
the instant it was over they grabbed the kids and ran like hell out of
there.  We saw them in the parking lot, and they drove like crazy
to get out of the lot.  Fuckers.  If I ever have kids, I
won’t be a shitty fucker like some parents are now and take them to
late movies.


Its that time of the year again.


And not a moment too soon!


The thing that I am wondering about the most is what qualifies as
news.  I guess America has sunk so low that when rich people build
homes in unsafes places it is news.  Big deal if they lost their
multi-million dollar homes.  Good.  I am glad they did. 
I hope the insurance companies don’t cover it either.  Why should
everyone have to pay for them to build homes on the sides of hills made
of sand?  They CHOSE to live there, no one put a gun to their
empty heads and told them to purchase an overpriced cardboard
box.  “But they have tile floors” or “They have XXX or ZZZ on the
property, so they are better people for it.”. 

Newsflash!!!!

 rich
people are no better than a homeless veteran living off scraps of food
that sleeps under a bridge.  I have known several homeless people
and several weatlthy people, and to be completely honest, the homeless
people were better friends and had better personalities.  Yeah,
they might smell worse, but if you can’t shower every day, it
happens.  I don’t shower every single day.  But hey, that’s
life.  The wealthy people I knew were more concerned about how
other people thought of them, and were on a whole, empty shallow cunts
and assholes.  Not all, but most.

And as a side note, if you have just graduated high school, don’t waste
my time posting ignorant drivel about how “you solve all the problems”,
becuase you are part of the problem, yet tragically you don’t realize
that.

Props to the workers of small printing companies, graphic arts
companies and telecom companies based in KS, even though they might
like weird poetry.