And now for something completely different.

Honda makes a great car.  The cars are generally fuel savers,
quiet and very nice looking.  And they stay that way until they
are purchased by teenagers and people in their early 20’s that think
“The fast and the furious” is real life.  Yeah, a sports car is
cool when it has engine work done and new rims and a good paint
job.  But when its a 1993 honda civic coupe that has been lowered
by cutting the coils, the body kit is held on with zip ties and the
“engine” work consists of stickers, and they have an exhaust that
sounds like a constipated weed-eater, its just fucking stupid and
annoying.  Usually these cars are driven by white teenage males
who think they are black since they listen to rap and their parents
have not kicked them out of the house yet.  Never mind the white
smoke coming out from all the oil the motor burns, they think every
single stop light is a christmas tree @ the strip.

  When I have to
pull up next to one I put my transmission in nuetral and let the V8 do
the talking.  One kid got brave and decided his “tuner” car could
run with the big dogs.  The race was close until about 25 MPH when
my car hit the torque band and then went to 60 before I hit 2nd and he
was still trying to prove a 4 banger is better about half a block
behind me.  Thinking he would have had enough I pulled onto the
interstate and was on my way to class when the clown was behind me
flashing his lights and acting like he was going to rear end me. 
I edged up to about 75 before I nailed it and gave him about 10 car
lengths worth of room to be an ass clown with.  After he caught up
it was back to the headlights and pulling up behind me shit again so I
slipped over a lane and nailed my brakes and got next to him and
flipped him off  making sure he saw it.  That must of pissed
him off becuase then he decided he could out run me now since he had a
rolling start.  Wrong again, kid.  He floored it and the
weedeater engine moved ahead about 200 ft when I dropped from overdrive
to 3rd and then sailed past him and then flew right past a highway
patrol officer with a radar gun.  I thought I was fucked on this
one, but somehow he must have not seen a red two door screaming past
him going into a construction zone.  But he did see a dumbshit in
a honda trying to be cool.

  Being a curious fuck I took the next
exit and turned around.  Honda boy was handing over his DL and
insurance when I drove past.  Since I was on my way to school I
did another loop at the next exit and was sure to honk and wave out of
the sunroof when I went past them.

I wish I could have seen the look on the kids face when I did that. 

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  1. u would support foreign cars and the probable outsourcing of jobs you stupid fucker. my god youre dumber than i thought and trust me i didnt have my sights set high on u in the first place

  2. Yeah, I am not sure why he comes here. I think it becuase he is a bitch. Other than that I am not really sure why he comes here, other than to prove how little he truly knows. Of course he won’t acknowldge when he is wrong. But that is to be expected from a toddler.

    And Kyle, I own an import and I own an American made vehicle. I drive the American around town and to and from school and the import on long trips.

    And the reason why companies are outsourcing is schools in America turn out ignorant rude brats who think they deserve everything that really aren’t worth hiring to begin with.

  3. Amen to that last comment by YDR. Fuck the stupid white people! Fuck public schools! They are little better than prisons. Actually, they are worse because prisons serve better food than school cafeterias. And prisoners have a waaaayy better health plan.

  4. kp51,

    Personally I would wish that maybe, hopefully soon, we can stop thinking about a US economy, or a Korean, Chinese, etc economy and just think about the world economy. It is going to happen no matter what, but I don’t want anyone to stop it from happening sooner. If it was up to me this world would be a mixture of the best parts of socialism(open standards, etc); communism(sharing of knowledge, of wealth, etc) and capitalism(free market, completive nature, etc), but I honestly don’t think the world is ready for anything like that. It always seems like every time I mention the word communism people think of old soviet union, china, Cuba, etc which is far from what communism truly is.

  5. for all you morons (KP51 especially) places like China, South Korea, and Japan outsource their jobs to… yeah, dumbass, the US of A. This has been called the Detroit of the south, because in kentucky or somewhere down south (who cares) many huge manufacturers of foreign cars opened plants because they know americans like to buy cars built in america. so read a little bit before you say such stupid baby shit.
    i heard a long report on NPR about it the other day.

    three FOREIGN automanufacturers outsource to the United States, while the bitch ass car you drive was built by a mexican… Ford, GM, AND Chrysler all started outsourcing outside the us. I guess that tells you that Americans are the Mexicans of Japan.

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