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ESPN needs to be moved to a pay level service and then the cost of the shitty programming could be passed on only to the people who want to watch it. I have ESPN, ESPN 2, ESPN Classic, ESPN HD, and a couple other crappy sports channels. I have them all blocked since the channels are shit. The programs are boring and frankly, the whole concept of the network is crap. But ESPN should not be the only channel to be removed from the cable line up Other channels they could move would be FOX Sports, Speed Network, the Outdoor Channel, Style, E!, Fashion Network, Soap Network, The Golf Channel, WE, Lifetime, Bravo, TMC, AMC, GSN, all the shopping channels, Discovery Health, Telemundo, Univision, Metro Sports, MTV, BET, VH1, Sci-Fi Channel, and a few others that I can’t think of right now.

Why get rid of all these channels? Because I have around 200 channels available on cable. Of those channels I watch Discovery, Discovery HD Theater, Science Channel, History Channel, International History Channel, CNN and Weather. The rest are all blocked. I used to have HBO and Cinemax and Showtime but after a year of seeing 1 new movie a week and then repeats the rest of the time I dropped them. Don’t miss them either.

Waiting for Worms - The Wall Lyrics - Pink Floyd Lyrics

“Eins, zwei, drei, alle!”

Ooooh, you cannot reach me now
Ooooh, no matter how you try
Goodbye, cruel world, it’s over
Walk on by.

Sitting in a bunker here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.
In perfect isolation here behind my wall
Waiting for the worms to come.

We’re {waiting to succeed} and going to convene outside Brixton
Town Hall where we’re going to be…

Waiting to cut out the deadwood.
Waiting to clean up the city.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to put on a black shirt.
Waiting to weed out the weaklings.
Waiting to smash in their windows
And kick in their doors.
Waiting for the final solution
To strengthen the strain.
Waiting to follow the worms.
Waiting to turn on the showers
And fire the ovens.
Waiting for the queens and the coons
and the reds and the jews.
Waiting to follow the worms.

Would you like to see Britannia
Rule again, my friend?
All you have to do is follow the worms.
Would you like to send our colored cousins
Home again, my friend?

All you need to do is follow the worms.

The Worms will convene outside Brixton Bus Station. We’ll be moving along at about 12 o’clock down Stockwell Road {…. ……} {Abbot’s Road } {…..} twelve minutes to three we’ll be moving along Lambeth Road towards Vauxhall Bridge. Now when we get to the other side of Vauxhall Bridge we’re in Westminster {Borough } area. It’s quite possible we may encounter some {…..} by the way we go. {… ..}.”

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4th straight rise…. Hmmm.

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I think he should have to face the music for what he said. Some christians are too far out of control and are doing damage not yet fully realized to the image of Christians in America, and of American Christians in the rest of the world.

Fuck Pat Robertson anyway, the squintin cunt.

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Inaugural Addresses of the Presidents of the United States.

All of them. Every single one. If you have not ever bothered to listen, then maybe you should take a moment and read some.

After Jail and More, Salesman Scores Big With Cure-All Book - New York Times

Use bugmenot, but it covers more about the rip off artist who served time in prison.

Worth the read

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Matt Bartle, the ass clown christian nazi whore that wrote the bill is upset! Fuck him regardless. I tried to get an interview with the asshole for a month, and he never even called me back, or answered my e-mails. Then he had some factless cunt come to my poli-sci class and yammer on endlessly about how they were going to save Missouri and so forth, when really the only thing they have done is nothing and show how much they hate anyone who does not follow their party lock step and believe in “god”. And he wanted to rename a bridge to honor the ball of worm food, Ronald Reagan.
Click here to see Matts page. Just another white, republican christian hate machine in the suburbs. Fuck him. Todd Scott, his office troll can eat a fat cock also (”Yes, Mr. Bartle WILL answer your e-mail interview, thanks for giving us a week to get to it”, yeah thanks for nothing fucker). Amanda, whom I dealt with once on the phone, is OK since she at least did not lie to me. By the way, Matt, I included the fact that your staff promised you would return calls or answer e-mails but failed to do so. Bryan Pratt at least called me back, even though he did not answer the questions either. But he at least took 2 minutes to pick up the phone and call me back. That is far better than Matt Bartles idea of “ignore and they will go away.” I got a B on that paper instead of an A you fucker. I will let everyone who runs against you know that you don’t return calls to your constituents, you swarmy pig fucker. You don’t represent me, you represent the rich people who bought you a position to represent “Lees Summit”.