November 2005

November 29, 2005: 12:37 am: Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb, Good News Everyone., Post

Ric Flair Faces Charges

CHARLOTTE, N.C. — Professional wrestler “Nature Boy” Ric Flair faces assault charges after an alleged road rage incident, Charlotte, N.C., television station WSOC-TV reported.

Another driver said Flair attacked him and his car on Interstate 485 the day before Thanksgiving.

The driver said he was trying to get out of town for the holiday and traffic was slow.

The driver said he noticed someone behind him flashing their headlights, so he hit his brakes.

The driver said the car then pulled alongside him, police said. The victim said he immediately recognized the driver as Flair, a World Wrestling Entertainment star.

The driver told police that Flair got out of his car, walked over to the vehicle, grabbed him by the neck and damaged his car.

Police said there are two warrants out for Flair — one for simple assault and another for damage to personal property.

Flair’s attorney, Richard Finnell, said Flair is unaware of the warrants. He said the former world champion is in Michigan for a pay-per-view wrestling event.

Finnell said Flair would be back in Charlotte on Tuesday.

November 27, 2005: 7:16 pm: Bitching and Moaning, Post

November 23, 2005: 8:28 am: Bitching and Moaning, Daily Dread, Good News Everyone., Internet stuff

Back off censors – we’re close to the edge

The Inq puts out yet another good read.

November 22, 2005: 12:00 am: Bitching and Moaning, Daily Dread, Good News Everyone., Internet stuff

Yet Paris Hilton manages to have one ass ugly retarded pose, like she has been training to pull the pose her entire life.

Guess what Paris, no matter what you wear, no matter how you style your hair, you still look like a dog. Not a pretty dog either, but an ugly, ugly beast.

The dog has boobs that are the same size as Paris Hiltons tiny tits.

I hope that I happen to be watching the news the instant she is pronounced dead from being tossed into boiling acid and then burned to a crisp and dropped in a giant chipper/shredder and then finally flushed down the toilet. I will do a happy dance and maybe even have a soda, or a better yet, some straight hard liquor.

Paris Hilton at age 65