So much money and so many pictures taken

Yet Paris Hilton manages to have one ass ugly retarded pose, like she has been training to pull the pose her entire life.

Guess what Paris, no matter what you wear, no matter how you style your hair, you still look like a dog. Not a pretty dog either, but an ugly, ugly beast.


The dog has boobs that are the same size as Paris Hiltons tiny tits.

I hope that I happen to be watching the news the instant she is pronounced dead from being tossed into boiling acid and then burned to a crisp and dropped in a giant chipper/shredder and then finally flushed down the toilet. I will do a happy dance and maybe even have a soda, or a better yet, some straight hard liquor.


Paris Hilton at age 65

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