So today after I woke up and took a shower my lovely wife suggested that we go and see a movie. She then suggested X-Men 3, so we purchased tickets online, went out to lunch and then headed to the theater. Typically we like to get there about 30-45 minutes before the movie starts, so we can selected prime seats, go to the bathroom or anything else we want to do before the show starts. Normally this works out great, with a few exceptions.

However, today I was enjoying myself and talking with my wife when a couple started walking up the stairs.  They were both so fat that the floor shook when they stepped, and a booming sound was made.  They then decided to sit next to me.  Not the empty row of 3 seats across the aisle, but right next to me.  He was big enough for two seats alone, and his wife or whatever was just as big.  He sat down and the armrest started to bend, and then she sat down and it bent further.  Thankfully there was an empty seat on the other side of my wife, so she moved over one, and I was able to escape.  Then he started his wheezing breathing style, for the whole movie.  His laughter consisted of 30-35 pounds of phlegm relocating in his body.  It was so disgusting.  I think if people are that big they need to be charged more to get into the theater, since they are taking up more than their fair share of space.  If the theater is not crowded, that is one thing, but if its a hot new release then the people who take up 3 seats should have to pay for them.