“The death of these pigeons was more than an unfortunate accident,” local CapitalOne Bank President Lacy McMillen said in Tuesday’s online edition of Texarkana Gazette. “It was not the intention of the bank to harm any of these birds.” McMillen said the bank hired an exterminator to handle its pigeon problem after a bird entered the bank and defecated on a customer.
You fucking moron, you hired an exterminator to get rid of the problem…What the fuck did you expect them to do? Ask the pigeons to leave? Scare them off with a picture of Dick Cheney? Oh wait, that would only scare innocent people…Still, you hired a company called “Anti-Pest”. What a fucking idiot.