Voter’s Guide to Throwing the Bums Out

Follow these three simple guidelines to maximize the impact of your vote next week:

1) If it costs money, vote against it.

2) If asked “Should so-and-so be retained?” answer NO.

3) When in doubt, vote against the incumbent. It will take the new guy a few weeks to get up to speed on fucking over the public, so we’ll at least get a brief respite.

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