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November 29, 2008: 3:07 am: Digital RulerStupid People
  1. People with kids who think the world must stop for them.  No, it shouldn’t and it won’t.  You have a kid, big deal.  Just because you have a kid doesn’t mean you  have the right to make others wait.
  2. People who create their own problems and blame others.  My ex wife comes to mind for that.
  3. Teenagers.  Yup, still on my shit list.
  4. Wiggers  Dawg, you’re so fuckin tough because you pimp your grandparents grocery getter.  How about you drop the fake ghetto shit and fast, since you live in the suburbs.
  5. Republicans.  They are their own problems.
  6. Democrats.  you won.  big deal.
  7. Liberals.  No, I don’t want to support all of your causes
  8. Conservatives.  What the fuck are you trying to conserve?
  9. people in general.  Die.  All of you
  10. The people who order $75 worth of stuff in a drive through and then check every single item…then pull away from the window one inch at a time…just get out of the fucking way already.
  11. people who order using spanish at Taco Bell….  Hey uh..the white guy at the register doesn’t understand you.  And spanish isn’t needed at Taco Bell, duh.  You need Spanish at KFC.
  12. single moms who think the world owes them.  Wrong bitch.  Die.  You spread your legs and make the kid, deal with it.  Abortion and birth control exist for a reason.
  13. Canadians.  Fuck Canada!

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June 1, 2008: 2:20 pm: Digital RulerPost

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May 25, 2008: 10:23 am: Digital RulerPost

I would have to say that most sequels are often horrible.  However, there is a sequel that doesn’t suck.

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May 16, 2008: 11:39 am: Digital RulerRandom babble, shut up

In life, you will meet a wide variety of people. Some aren’t worth saving if they are on fire. Some are, but who am I to judge?

California had a rather interesting court ruling, allowing for state sanctioned marriage of homosexual couples. This ruling will no doubt set a large, convenient election year battle for about marriage. The largely republican court did something that seems so right and forward thinking in an election year in California,  they upheld the civil rights of ass pirates and bull dykes to ass fuck and lick to happiness. What goes on behind closed doors is ones own person affairs and not the matter of the churches, employers and the state to decide so long as no murder takes place.

In reality the supposed “defenders of marriage” aren’t defending marriage, they are protecting divorce. Let the people do what they please, I don’t see the reason why we are protecting homosexuals from the “horrible stigma of divorce”.  Great work, assholes.

May 7, 2008: 10:11 am: Digital RulerBreaking news

In 2004 I was married. By the start of 2007 it was well over. Now its the middle of 2008 and I am divorced. That is all.

November 7, 2007: 9:53 am: Digital RulerPost

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August 21, 2007: 2:27 pm: Digital RulerPost

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June 16, 2007: 2:57 pm: Digital RulerPost

http://www.earmarks.omb.gov/by-state/summary.html

For 2005….

Somehow with computers racing ahead in raw power almost daily, we still have almost 3 year old data to work with!