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	<title>Digital Ruler Domain &#187; Digital Ruler</title>
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		<title>Dear kids with cancer</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2012/01/15/dear-kids-with-cancer/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 15 Jan 2012 18:10:58 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy relief]]></category>

		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.digitalruler.net/?p=1007</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The reason why you are sick is because of the political affiliation of your parents.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The reason why you are sick is because of the political affiliation of your parents.</p>
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		<title>Fuck KCK</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/10/23/fuck-kck/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Oct 2011 15:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Bitching and Moaning]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[So a few weeks ago I was out on a quick tour of the urban decay that is KCMO when I took the wrong exit and ended up in the shitty hell hole that is Kansas City Kansas.  Not wanting to be robbed or murdered, I felt it was of utmost importance to basically GTFO. [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>So a few weeks ago I was out on a quick tour of the urban decay that is KCMO when I took the wrong exit and ended up in the shitty hell hole that is Kansas City Kansas.  Not wanting to be robbed or murdered, I felt it was of utmost importance to basically GTFO.   I was near the interstate exchange I needed to reach in order to reach safety when suddenly a car roars up behind me.  Feeling alarm, I decided to drop from fifth gear to third gear and accelerate to a higher speed.  Upon reaching a speed that safely outpaced the car, they accelerated yet again, this time nearly hitting me.  Then the car flips on some overhead lights indicating that they are in fact an officer of the law.  So the cop pulls me over, writes me a ticket.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>I went to a lawyer, paid a few hundred in fees and fines and am done.</p>
<p>&nbsp;</p>
<p>The moral of the story?  Fuck KCK.</p>
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		<title>Good old fashioned fucking crazy Americans</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/08/16/good-old-fashioned-fucking-crazy-americans/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/08/16/good-old-fashioned-fucking-crazy-americans/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 16 Aug 2011 14:55:11 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.digitalruler.net/?p=789</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[http://www.cnn.com/video/standard.html#/video/bestoftv/2011/08/15/exp.ac.tuchman.punishment.cnn?hpt=hp_c2 Holy shit]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>http://www.cnn.com/video/standard.html#/video/bestoftv/2011/08/15/exp.ac.tuchman.punishment.cnn?hpt=hp_c2</p>
<p>Holy shit</p>
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		<title>Living alone</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/08/01/living-alone/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/08/01/living-alone/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Mon, 01 Aug 2011 11:18:46 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Until I was 29 years old I never actually lived on my own.  I had roommates, or lived with a girlfriend or my wife.  However I was lucky/fucked enough to find a job in Lenexa that paid enough for me to make it on my own without a roommate.  And wow, what a difference it [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Until I was 29 years old I never actually lived on my own.  I had roommates, or lived with a girlfriend or my wife.  However I was lucky/fucked enough to find a job in Lenexa that paid enough for me to make it on my own without a roommate.  And wow, what a difference it has made in my life.  I have grown as a person the most, with many changes in how I operate in life.  My outlook has changed dramatically.  I am not so sure about humanity, and I think that the decline of civilization is taking place &#8211; right now.  Women are just pawns of satan, or children who have adult bodies.  Not that most guys act much different.</p>
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		<title>Dreams crushed, hope lost</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/07/29/dreams-crushed-hope-lost/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/07/29/dreams-crushed-hope-lost/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 29 Jul 2011 16:09:22 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<guid isPermaLink="false">http://blog.digitalruler.net/?p=787</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Or maybe it&#8217;s not so bad after all.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Or maybe it&#8217;s not so bad after all.</p>
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		<title>Hell yeah</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/07/10/hell-yeah/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jul 2011 09:15:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Breaking news]]></category>
		<category><![CDATA[Internet stuff]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[Google+ is pretty sweet!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Google+ is pretty sweet!</p>
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		<title>5 Second Films is win</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2011/07/01/5-second-films-is-win/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 01 Jul 2011 13:49:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Comedy relief]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[One of the better comedy sites I have run across. Thanks to DJ Suptic for the links.]]></description>
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<p>One of the better comedy sites I have run across.  Thanks to DJ Suptic for the links.</p>
<p><iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/5317649?title=0&amp;byline=0&amp;portrait=0" width="500" height="281" frameborder="0"></iframe></p>
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		<title>A sequel that doesn&#8217;t suck.</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2008/05/25/a-sequel-that-doesnt-suck/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2008/05/25/a-sequel-that-doesnt-suck/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 25 May 2008 15:23:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I would have to say that most sequels are often horrible.  However, there is a sequel that doesn&#8217;t suck. Click here]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I would have to say that most sequels are often horrible.  However, there is a sequel that doesn&#8217;t suck.</p>
<p>Click <a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1776175" target="_blank">here</a></p>
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		<title>Please don&#8217;t feed the stupid people</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2008/05/16/please-dont-feed-the-stupid-people/</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 16 May 2008 17:39:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In life, you will meet a wide variety of people. Some aren&#8217;t worth saving if they are on fire. Some are, but who am I to judge? California had a rather interesting court ruling, allowing for state sanctioned marriage of homosexual couples. This ruling will no doubt set a large, convenient election year battle for [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In life, you will meet a wide variety of people.  Some aren&#8217;t worth saving if they are on fire.  Some are, but who am I to judge?</p>
<p>California had a rather interesting court ruling, allowing for state sanctioned marriage of homosexual couples.  This ruling will no doubt set a large, convenient election year battle for about marriage.  The largely republican court did something that seems so right and forward thinking in an election year in California,  they upheld the civil rights of ass pirates and bull dykes to ass fuck and lick to happiness.   What goes on behind closed doors is ones own person affairs and not the matter of the churches, employers and the state to decide so long as no murder takes place.</p>
<p>In reality the supposed &#8220;defenders of marriage&#8221; aren&#8217;t defending marriage, they are protecting divorce.  Let the people do what they please, I don&#8217;t see the reason why we are protecting homosexuals from the &#8220;horrible stigma of divorce&#8221;.  Great work, assholes.</p>
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		<title>Hard and fast update</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2008/05/07/hard-and-fast-update/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 07 May 2008 16:11:28 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[In 2004 I was married. By the start of 2007 it was well over. Now its the middle of 2008 and I am divorced. That is all.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>In 2004 I was married.  By the start of 2007 it was well over.  Now its the middle of 2008 and I am divorced.  That is all.</p>
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		<title>Police: Man tortured with cookies &#8211; Crime &amp; Punishment &#8211; MSNBC.com</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/11/07/police-man-tortured-with-cookies-crime-punishment-msnbccom/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/11/07/police-man-tortured-with-cookies-crime-punishment-msnbccom/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 07 Nov 2007 15:53:59 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Police: Man tortured with cookies &#8211; Crime &#38; Punishment &#8211; MSNBC.com &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/21659520/">Police: Man tortured with cookies &#8211; Crime &amp; Punishment &#8211; MSNBC.com</a></p>
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		<title>Internet Commenter Business Meeting &#8211; CollegeHumor video</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/08/21/internet-commenter-business-meeting-collegehumor-video/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/08/21/internet-commenter-business-meeting-collegehumor-video/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 21 Aug 2007 20:27:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet Commenter Business Meeting &#8211; CollegeHumor video]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1771556">Internet Commenter Business Meeting &#8211; CollegeHumor video</a></p>
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		<title>Here is a state by state list for you of earmarks.</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/06/16/here-is-a-state-by-state-list-for-you-of-earmarks/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/06/16/here-is-a-state-by-state-list-for-you-of-earmarks/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:57:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[http://www.earmarks.omb.gov/by-state/summary.html For 2005&#8230;. Somehow with computers racing ahead in raw power almost daily, we still have almost 3 year old data to work with!]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.earmarks.omb.gov/by-state/summary.html" title="Here it is state by state" target="_blank">http://www.earmarks.omb.gov/by-state/summary.html</a></p>
<p>For 2005&#8230;.</p>
<p>Somehow with computers racing ahead in raw power almost daily, we still have almost 3 year old data to work with!</p>
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		<title>Bush warns he&#8217;ll use veto power to rein in spending &#8211; if the spending is done by Democrats</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/06/16/bush-warns-hell-use-veto-power-to-rein-in-spending-if-the-spending-is-done-by-democrats/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/06/16/bush-warns-hell-use-veto-power-to-rein-in-spending-if-the-spending-is-done-by-democrats/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sat, 16 Jun 2007 20:53:37 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Bush warns he&#8217;ll use veto power to rein in spending &#8211; CNN.com http://www.earmarks.omb.gov When Republicants ran the show in DC, they constantly larded legislation with pet projects for the mouth breathers back home. Now they are the ones forcing Democrats to be more open about Congress&#8217; pork barrel ways. Now&#8230;. This smacks of hypocrisy, big [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2007/POLITICS/06/16/bush.radio.ap/index.html">Bush warns he&#8217;ll use veto power to rein in spending &#8211; CNN.com</a></p>
<p><a href="http://www.earmarks.omb.gov" target="_blank">http://www.earmarks.omb.gov</a></p>
<p>When Republicants ran the show in DC, they constantly larded legislation with pet projects for the mouth breathers back home. Now they are the ones forcing Democrats to be more open about Congress&#8217; pork barrel ways.</p>
<p>Now&#8230;.</p>
<p>This smacks of hypocrisy, big time.  From September 11th, 2001 on, our government has run deficit spending non stop.  Iraq is the biggest money pit we have right now.  Without that, our nation might be able to say protect the borders, fix a failing infrastructure, fund education completely, etc.</p>
<p>Call me crazy, but if the majority can&#8217;t do it, the minority can&#8217;t either.</p>
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		<title>I don&#8217;t give a rat ass about that one chick</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/06/09/i-dont-give-a-rat-ass-about-that-one-chick/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/06/09/i-dont-give-a-rat-ass-about-that-one-chick/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Sun, 10 Jun 2007 03:32:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[That one chick, with the name of a city in France.  And the last name of a hotel.  Why is it national news?  Its local at best.  Shame on you America.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That one chick, with the name of a city in France.  And the last name of a hotel.  Why is it national news?  Its local at best.  Shame on you America.</p>
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		<title>fish: Good ass new</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/03/11/fish-good-ass-new/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 09:37:53 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[fish: Good ass new]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://laweekly.blogs.com/fish/2007/02/good_ass_new.html">fish: Good ass new</a></p>
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		<title>Religious right launches rival to &#8216;un-American&#8217; Wikipedia</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/03/02/religious-right-launches-rival-to-un-american-wikipedia/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/03/02/religious-right-launches-rival-to-un-american-wikipedia/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Fri, 02 Mar 2007 13:59:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Religious right launches rival to &#8216;un-American&#8217; Wikipedia]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.conservapedia.com/Main_Page">Religious right launches rival to &#8216;un-American&#8217; Wikipedia</a></p>
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		<title>MyFox Kansas City &#124; Problem Solvers: Steal &#8216;N Scrap</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/02/27/myfox-kansas-city-problem-solvers-steal-n-scrap/</link>
		<comments>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/02/27/myfox-kansas-city-problem-solvers-steal-n-scrap/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Feb 2007 18:33:34 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Digital Ruler</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[MyFox Kansas City &#124; Problem Solvers: Steal &#8216;N Scrap And this is why I stick with my car whenever it breaks down.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.myfoxkc.com/myfox/pages/News/Detail?contentId=2507251&amp;version=2&amp;locale=EN-US&amp;layoutCode=VSTY&amp;pageId=3.1.1">MyFox Kansas City | Problem Solvers: Steal &#8216;N Scrap</a></p>
<p>And this is why I stick with my car whenever it breaks down.</p>
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		<title>Small Towns Bear Biggest War Death Burden &#8211; News</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/02/21/small-towns-bear-biggest-war-death-burden-news/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Feb 2007 09:07:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Small Towns Bear Biggest War Death Burden &#8211; News &#160;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/news/11063869/detail.html">Small Towns Bear Biggest War Death Burden &#8211; News</a></p>
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		<title>Rich famous asshole let of the hook again..</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/02/14/rich-famous-asshole-let-of-the-hook-again/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 15 Feb 2007 05:02:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Chiefs DE Allen Sentenced To 2 Days In Jail &#8211; Sports LEAWOOD, Kan. &#8212; Kansas City defensive end Jared Allen will serve two days in jail for driving under the influence of alcohol. The sentence came Wednesday after the defensive end pleaded no contest in Leawood Municipal Court. The judge then found him guilty of [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.thekansascitychannel.com/sports/11015688/detail.html">Chiefs DE Allen Sentenced To 2 Days In Jail &#8211; Sports</a></p>
<p><strong class="Dateline">LEAWOOD, Kan.  &#8212; </strong>Kansas City defensive end Jared Allen will serve two days in jail for driving under the influence of alcohol.</p>
<p>The sentence came Wednesday after the defensive end pleaded no contest in Leawood Municipal Court. The judge then found him guilty of the charge.</p>
<p>Allen&#8217;s two-day stint will be at the Johnson County Jail. He also must spend two days in a lockdown treatment program and one day on house arrest.       The case stemmed from a September stop in Leawood. It was Allen&#8217;s second DUI charge.  In January, Allen was found guilty of DUI and sentenced to two days in jail after being stopped in Overland Park. He had been granted diversion to have that DUI charge dismissed, but an Overland Park municipal judge revoked the diversion after Allen was charged a second time.</p>
<p>So the guy gets busted for DUI a 2nd time, and gets a whopping 5 days of trouble.  I imagine if a non celebrity were to do this same act, they would be given months of prison time.  Stupid judge, stupid system&#8230;.</p>
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		<title>Pay up bitches!</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/02/14/pay-up-bitches/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 14 Feb 2007 07:29:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Its the 14th day of the 2nd month of the year! Oh the romance of being 45 days into the new year. How wonderful and intimate. Not. Fuck this shit. I think the paper said it best with this. Diamonds:She&#8217;ll pretty much have to. Other than that, I am busy.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Its the 14th day of the 2nd month of the year!  Oh the romance of being 45 days into the new year.  How wonderful and intimate.</p>
<p>Not.</p>
<p>Fuck this shit.  I think the paper said it best with this.  Diamonds:She&#8217;ll pretty much have to.</p>
<p>Other than that, I am busy.</p>
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		<title>Victim of the King</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/02/06/victim-of-the-king/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 06 Feb 2007 15:18:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Oh god&#8230;I am suffering the punishment of the &#8220;King&#8221;, as in BK.  What is the deal?  McDonalds normally is the one that does this to me, not BK.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Oh god&#8230;I am suffering the punishment of the &#8220;King&#8221;, as in BK.  What is the deal?  McDonalds normally is the one that does this to me, not BK.</p>
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		<title>LiveLeak.com &#8211; What do you expect to happen when waving a knife at cops?!?!</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/01/25/liveleakcom-what-do-you-expect-to-happen-when-waving-a-knife-at-cops/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 25 Jan 2007 20:22:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[LiveLeak.com &#8211; What do you expect to happen when waving a knife at cops?!?!]]></description>
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		<title>AMEN!! Plagued by low ratings, ‘The O.C.’ gets cancelled</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/01/04/amen-plagued-by-low-ratings-%e2%80%98the-oc%e2%80%99-gets-cancelled/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 04 Jan 2007 06:45:39 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Plagued by low ratings, ‘The O.C.’ gets cancelled &#8211; TELEVISION &#8211; MSNBC.com I hate teen targeted shows.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/16459382/">Plagued by low ratings, ‘The O.C.’ gets cancelled &#8211; TELEVISION &#8211; MSNBC.com</a></p>
<p>I hate teen targeted shows.</p>
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		<title>Saddam is really dead, but that doesn&#8217;t mean anything</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/01/02/saddam-is-really-dead-but-that-doesnt-mean-anything/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Jan 2007 23:57:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The fact that Saddam Hussein is now dead has little effect on the day to day violence that takes place in Iraq. We can&#8217;t leave Iraq a complete and total fucking mess, much like the USSR did in the 80&#8242;s with Afghanistan. The chances of pulling anything out even remotely close to winning would be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The fact that Saddam Hussein is now dead has little effect on the day to day violence that takes place in Iraq.  We can&#8217;t leave Iraq a complete and total fucking mess, much like the USSR did in the 80&#8242;s with Afghanistan.</p>
<p>The chances of pulling anything out even remotely close to winning would be for us to</p>
<ol>
<li>Cut and run.</li>
<li>declare a technical victory and cut and run.</li>
<li>Nuke the shit out the place and everything in between Israel and Afghanistan, and then resettle the area with people of Jewish and Christian descent.</li>
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<p>American cannot even claim a technical victory at this point, but I am sure our government is going to try and spin it as hard as they can.  I think once we can get 3 days without a bomb going off in  Baghdad street market, it will be assumed that we can start to bring troops home.  I think they will put as many people over in Iraq as needed, to quell the insurgency just long enough for the 2008 election season.</p>
<p>The reason we are in the shape we are in now is the fact that we were too scared to question openly and productively about what we were being told every day.  The fact that it can&#8217;t be openly discussed without raising tempers is proof that the plan worked perfectly.  If their hadn&#8217;t been an insurgency that took root in Iraq, and a semi-smooth transfer of power took place in a timely manner the republicans would not be the minority party now.  2004 was closer than many people realize.  Of course, all the political scandal didn&#8217;t help.  And democrats are in the same boat as the republicans on that issue.</p>
<p><a href="http://blog.digitalruler.net/?p=324" target="_blank">http://blog.digitalruler.net/?p=324</a></p>
<p>Now that we as citizens of America have to force the people we elect to represent us do something weird and foreign to many politicians today which is to actually represent the interests of the people who elected them to office.  Will that happen?  Maybe as a promise, but not in reality.</p>
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		<title>Tickle Me Elmo On Fire</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2007/01/02/tickle-me-elmo-on-fire/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 03 Jan 2007 00:56:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Tickle Me Elmo On Fire &#8211; Google Video Finally, someone put one of those stupid fucking elmo dolls to good use.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4024457809967804989&#038;hl=en">Tickle Me Elmo On Fire &#8211; Google Video</a></p>
<p>Finally, someone put one of those stupid fucking elmo dolls to good use.</p>
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		<title>Windows Vista?  Why?</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2006/12/24/windows-vista-why/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 24 Dec 2006 17:15:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Windows XP is probably the last version of Windows that I will ever pay for. As for Windows Vista, I have tried many different versions of the OS and have never really been happy with what it delivers. I am making this post from my linux desktop. Suse 10.1 with KDE on an old P4 [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Windows XP is probably the last version of Windows that I will ever pay for.  As for  Windows Vista, I have tried many different versions of the OS and have never really been happy with what it delivers.</p>
<p>I am making this post from my linux desktop.   Suse 10.1 with KDE on an old P4 1.5Ghz with 1GB of RDRAM.  I have decided that my next &#8220;new&#8221; computer will run Linux instead of MS.  I have tried RH, Gentoo, Suse, slack, free BSD, and a few others that I just don&#8217;t remember the name of.  Gentoo held great promise until it failed mysteriously in the night&#8230;And since I am not a Linux wizard AND I am lazy, I bitched out and went with Suse.  If you want to blather to me in e-mail, web forums etc about how great Gentoo is, thats fine.  I like the idea of the build and would really like to make it work.</p>
<p>Regardless of that fact I have come to the conclusion that while its a bit more work than Windows to maintain, once you get a few things down, its very easy to make the switch.  Especially if your work involves being telnetted into a remote server and your local OS doesn&#8217;t mean squat, or a place that run Unix anyway.  I say let MS feel the heat a little bit, they haven&#8217;t offered a big enough reason to be a paying beta customer, which is what anyone that uses a new MS OS for the first 2 years or first service pack.  Even then, you could get a SP2 or 6.<br />
Honestly the only thing people really get out of Vista is DirectX 10, big fucking deal.  My still images won&#8217;t look any better with a DX10 over my current DX9 card.</p>
<p>If I were to have to choose between paying for a new OS or better equipment, I would rather buy a newer motherboard or something rather than pay for software that really isn&#8217;t ready.</p>
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		<title>Redneck clownshoes</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2006/12/21/redneck-clownshoes/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:54:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you are a combo of redneck and metro sexual, this is for you. Don&#8217;t primp and preen a truck that advertises a lifestyle of constantly being off-road and one of being a cowboy when the most off road driving your giant SUV/truck/whatever will see is when you drive over the curb at McDonald&#8217;s to [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you are a combo of redneck and metro sexual, this is for you.  Don&#8217;t primp and preen a truck that advertises a lifestyle of constantly being off-road and one of being a cowboy when the most off road driving your giant SUV/truck/whatever will see is when you drive over the curb at McDonald&#8217;s to get to the drive through faster.  Drop the &#8220;cowboy up&#8221; crap too.  Its been overused and screams &#8220;behind the times&#8221; without you ever having to say a word.  Having a cellphone won&#8217;t save you either, even if it has bluetooth and all the bells and whistles.<br />
Lets clear the air here also and say that the hanging metal scrotum casting on the trailer hitch needs to be put away too.  I certainly don&#8217;t give a shit about how fucked up your life is if you based your manhood and identity on the vehicle you drive and your assumed reception of the image projected.  Its childish at best, and utterly ridiculous otherwise.  And besides, it takes a real man to pile into a tiny car and drive like a banshee&#8230;<br />
Don&#8217;t grunt, try to use words when attempting to communicate with other humans.  Jesus kills puppies and kittens when you grunt rather than use a known language.<br />
The civil war in America ended over 140 years ago, so please drop the &#8220;Rebel Pride&#8221;  facade, its cheesy and worn out.  I don&#8217;t fucking care if your ancestors fought in the civil war&#8230;Judging many people around here, I would assume they probably fought for the losing side.  Its pointless to get angry about a war that happened over a century before your birth.  Unless you invent a time machine to alter history, get over it and drop the subject.</p>
<p>When you smoke, use the fucking ashtray in your car and don&#8217;t throw the butts out the window.</p>
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		<title>#$(%*()$&amp;(%*#$@% blizzard in Denver&#8230;..</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2006/12/21/blizzard-in-denver/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 21 Dec 2006 21:38:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[The wonderful blizzard in Denver has grounded my flights today, and they won&#8217;t even open the airport in Denver until at least noon tomorrow.  That leaves me 2 days behind on travel.  It would have been faster at this point to have just hopped in the car and driven.  I was supposed to take off [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The wonderful blizzard in Denver has grounded my flights today, and they won&#8217;t even open the airport in Denver until at least noon tomorrow.  That leaves me 2 days behind on travel.  It would have been faster at this point to have just hopped in the car and driven.  I was supposed to take off at 6:30 this morning.  Instead I have been attempting to get in touch with the airline since last night and have received nothing but a busy signal.  Tried to call the travel agent, but they were of no help either.</p>
<p>Sadly, the customer care center for my airline is in Denver, of all places.  So until they get more people in to answer the phones or something, I am pretty much boned.</p>
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		<title>Rape is now equal opportunity.</title>
		<link>http://blog.digitalruler.net/2006/12/18/rape-is-now-equal-opportunity/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 19 Dec 2006 03:48:51 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Houston-area rapist preys on&#8230;.MEN! Yes, in Houston Texas a gay rapist is running around and &#8220;robbing&#8221; and then raping men.  wow.  Congrats, I guess.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><a href="http://www.cnn.com/2006/US/12/18/male.rapes.ap/index.html">Houston-area rapist preys on&#8230;.MEN!</a></p>
<p>Yes, in Houston Texas a gay rapist is running around and &#8220;robbing&#8221; and then raping men.  wow.  Congrats, I guess.</p>
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