Myspace.com is a festering pit of moronic blather. It’s hailed by some as the best place on the net, if you like dumb looking “glitter” graphics and to look at pics of post high school sluts pretending to be the coolest thing ever since they can post pictures of them drinking and trying to be sexy. Fat rolls aren’t sexy, bitches. And the guys are just as bad, if not worse. Some try to be sensitive new age bitches, while others try to be fucking OG’s. And then other guys try to be fucking heavy metal psuedo bad ass mofos with serious looks and profile shots of tatoos on their arms and necks. Good luck getting a job that pays more than 8 bucks an hour with that tatoo going up the side of your face! But even then you will not be prepared for the bomb I am about to drop on your world.
The Big Berk!
Nice acne, douchebag.
The Big Berk is a pussy, a baller, a rocker, a G, a pimp, sensitive guy, and everything else you can imagine or manipulate him into being. He lists “money” as one of his interests. He also breeds dogs, and hangs out with girls that are almost 10 years younger than he is. While this fact makes some guys studs and players, I imagine this guys game is to be senstive and try to play the loveable chump to try and get some pussy. He bitches about how girls always dump him for “jerks” and then have babies with them. Duh! I dare to imagine that the women are desperate enough to get away from you that spousal abuse(while not cool), is an improvement over dating a fat chump like Big Berk. Add to that he lives in Maryland (the Oklahoma, Arkansas, Iowa,Mississippi and New Mexico of the East Coast) and you can see why I pick on him so much.
That is all….For now.