Yes, I know it has been beaten to death, but it is still fucking funny.

I have recieved many good IM’s with great advice and tips, but then I also get just as many if not more shitty IM’s from “experts” that seem to think that everyone can afford a $3,000 camera body and then a $2,000 lens or 5, and that their rude comments are helpful. Well, guess what, the shitty comments aren’t helpful at all, and prove to me that outsiders aren’t welcome. I don’t care that you can spend your life traveling around and taking pictures of flowers and the sunrise. I can’t and even if I could do that, I would not be up at sunrise, and if I was awake at sunrise, it would only happen if I stayed up all night, and taking pictures would be the last thing on my mind.

In short, if you are DI forum reg and read this, tell the fuck faces that think their shit doesn’t stink since they have BMW and 50 grand worth of equipment that they can go fuck off. If you are one of the fuckfaces that send shitty IM’s, burn in hell, I am well aware that since I did not get a degree in photography that my pics are not the best in the world.

However, if I make a page that is chunky, looks like a hick designed it in 1996 when they first recieved an “AOL INTERNETS” cd or floppy diskette in the mail, then it is most assuredly NOT web 2.0, even if both pages have the exact same information.

My music did not become Music 2.0 when I loaded it onto my iPod, nor did my computer become PC 2.0 when I put in new hard drives.

Myspace is not web 2.0, its just a bunch of kids trying to impress each other. No different than what angelfire, geocities or theglobe or any other “social” site was 10 years ago. “But Myspace is so cool, it lets you do so much.” O Rly? The way I see it, myspace is pretty lame. I guess if you like to see fake sparkle graphics on phrases such as “PImpette” or “2 hottie 4 U.” then yes, it allows you to do so much. If you want to go to a video site and add an annoying EMO band video to your page, then yes, myspace.com is the place for you. If you want to have “friends” by the dozen, yeah, it again will work for you. But I don’t think that having a shitty myspace page will help you get a job any time soon, in fact, it might just be a hinderance. No, it will be a hinderance.

yahoo 360, flickr, flock,gmail,yadda yadda yadaa, myspace, livejournal, facebook, etc., are NOT web 2.0

Gigabit fiber in every home is web 2.0.

Everything else is just updated eye-candy content.

“But we can share our information so easy, it has to be web 2.0″

No, it is not. Try again fucker. It has just been made easier for retards like you to use it, information was easy to share before people started posting bad pictures of each other in bars trying to be cool.

I am going grocery shopping when the superbowl starts, so I can shop in peace.

Now THAT is comedy!

Ask, and ye shall recieve, if it is free. And this is. Just be careful. If someone has a poorly coded multi-media element to their site, you will get a flashing black page.  Take a few minutes to configure this plug in.

Pat Robertson needs to shut the fuck up. Seriously. Just shut up Pat. You are doing more harm than good. In fact, I think Nero was kind to christians.

I see the wonderful Fred Phelps is at it yet again. He is everything that real christians should be. Judgemental, mean, disrespectful, and always making sure that you know god hates you. Not sin, not evil. You. You are the root of all evil, since you don’t love god as much as that nutty mother fucker.

Of course, if you do research on him, he is a disgraced lawyer, disbarred many years ago. His church has around 20 members, and they are mostly his family members. Of course, he is not a racist, just a raging homophobe.  His children were all lawyers also, but most of the lawsuits and work they do is on behalf of the church their fucking nut bag father founded.

I don’t support the war in Iraq, but I have a brother in the service.  If he died in the line of duty and they showed up, I don’t know what I would do.  I think the IRS needs to revoke the churchs’ tax exempt status, and the FBI needs to investigate them as domestic terrorists.

Better than Jay Walking. Best Clip EVER! If I had money, I would pull pranks like this all the time at my college.

And now, you can update from 1.5.2 to 2.0

Seems smooth so far. Not many big changes, but I like what I have seen so far. I might even allow people to register in the near future.

Lets just file this under “who cares”. Its not like the fuckers will really change anything by doing this. Fuck them for being such pricks. I don’t see any of these ultra sensitive emo fuckers not wearing clothes made in china or india, but I do hear them bitch about how the workers that made the clothes are exploited. Then the same people who decry the massive companies and go on endlessly about how bad they are hop into their SUV’s and turn up Death Cab for Cutie and rock out while they chat on their cell phones with other stupid people in SUV’s who are also listening to shitty Emo rock.

Also, if the sole point of a cell phone call is to repeat “I love you” endlessly while talking in gibberish, its not worth talking about. There is nothing that I hate more than when I am waiting in line at the cafeteria at shcool and some dipshit decides to hold up the line for the cashier and tell his girlfriend who is sitting at a table 30 feet away that he love her with all his heart for 5 minutes, turning in circles.
If you think this does not happen, it has started happening so much at my school that I want to put a big sign up that tells people to shut up and walk. It never ceases to amaze me that people can’t walk and talk at the same time. Its not like its a hard action to complete, and amazingly enough, some people cannot complete this task. I have found a quick way to get them to move. I simply tell them that they are acting like democrats when they obsturct the way of freedom. That always gets them out of my way.

Don’t like this? I don’t care. Fuck you.

This is the best news report ever. Hands down. I cannot believe that I had missed it.

Now this is some sick news.

Interesting site.

Check it out.

Parents that tell their child that Santa is real are doing no favors to their child. Same with parents who tell their kids about the “easter bunny”.

Since I was given a 35mm camera for X-mas, I have decided to set up this new gallery. As I get more non crap shots, I will scan and post them.

Let me know what you think. I have started with black and white film, but I decided to splurge on the color film and got the Kodak HD film and gave it a whirl.

He sure looks old now.

Worth listening to.

The Inq puts out yet another good read.

Yet Paris Hilton manages to have one ass ugly retarded pose, like she has been training to pull the pose her entire life.

Guess what Paris, no matter what you wear, no matter how you style your hair, you still look like a dog. Not a pretty dog either, but an ugly, ugly beast.

The dog has boobs that are the same size as Paris Hiltons tiny tits.

I hope that I happen to be watching the news the instant she is pronounced dead from being tossed into boiling acid and then burned to a crisp and dropped in a giant chipper/shredder and then finally flushed down the toilet. I will do a happy dance and maybe even have a soda, or a better yet, some straight hard liquor.

Paris Hilton at age 65